Well, I guess it has to be called a parody so that it isn't immediately dismissed as cartoon porn.
But it is. It's porn. And it's probably the best animated porn I've seen on this here internet.
Sooo, for that, you get a 10! You wonderful liars you.
Ahaha, that ending freakin' made it. Hilarious.
Strangely ominous, I was expecting a darker turn... but those were some fun puzzles! Awesome job, love the adorable little music track by the way.
Frustrating, as promised
Way too finicky. The Tetris section was a spot of genius, though. Not enough to save all-too-annoying gameplay mechanics.
It looks like Metal Slug, but it sure doesn't feel like Metal Slug.
The wonky landscape is hard to navigate, and when enemies fire, it's often directly in your face and impossible to dodge. Everything needs to be broadened out and the challenge should stem from strategic warfare with the enemies rather than mindless warfare with the ground.
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